This is a few months old, but it’s still cool.
Some basic survival tips for the zompocalypse. With gems such as “To avoid infection, be one or more of the following - black, old, a prick, gamer chick”.
It was put together by =Golden-Silver, and posted up on deviant art.
Tom from Desk Checked sent over the link. I used to work with Tom. He rocks. He’s tall, he’s a coder, and he’s got a beard.
Gotta love the holy gauze…It’s almost as powerful as the beam of all-healing radiation that comes out of the medi-gun. Screw logic!
Speaking of the celestial gauze…
I love it when Francis says “Bill, can I borrow your med kit? I just wanna look at it”.
It’s found:
C:\Program Files\Steam\steamapps\common\left 4 dead\left4dead\sound\player\survivor\voice\Biker
It’s called “PlayerSuggestHealthSpecific05″
To avoid infection you must be either:
Black
Old
A Prick
Gamer Chick
I Lol’d
I would say that not all athletic people get infected because of hunters, just people who do parkour. And as someone said, we know Left 4 Dead doesn’t take place in America because otherwise the infected would be 70% boomer
lol
I certainly lolled.
And ***k you SirMax. (just kidding thx)
@Certainly not SirMax
I don’t think the nice people in Canada, Mexico, and South America will be very happy with that remark…
(Just kidding, I live in the US)
Would I get super immunity if I was an old black gamer woman that happens to be a prick?
@FlyingHat
That’s called being Eli Vance with a bad attitude.
ELI VANCE IS A WOMAN?
DID IT TAKE YOU THAT LONG LOLOLOLOL?
yo madlep u draw this shit? cause if you did ima find you and make love to you
@General Goose
Fuck, I didn’t notice that I included a Frohman reference in there.
BTW, Bill smokes.
Yet he is not infected.
Paradox!
Well thats an easy one my dear gosling.
Bill is :
A. old
B. a Nam Vet
and C. da bestest ov tehm alz
so yeah: BONUS POINTS
