It’s close to Mercy and something evil’s lurking by the cars
Under the moonlight, you hear a sob that almost stops your heart
You want to scream but Louis makes the sound before you stop it
You start to freeze as the Witch looks you right between the eyes
You’re terrified
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one’s gonna save you from the Witch about to strike
You know it’s thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting with a Tank inside a killer, thriller tonight
You slam the door shut and realize there’s more of them coming
You hear the cold cue and wonder if you’ll ever see the chopper
You close your eyes and hope that this is just easy mode, girl!
But all the while you hear the Hunter creeping up behind
You’re out of luck
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain’t no second chance against the hoard of forty foes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting with a Tank inside a killer, thriller tonight
Night creatures calling, the dead start to run in their numbers
There’s no escaping the tongue of the Smoker this time
(They’re dragging you)
This is the end of your game
They’re out to get you, there’s Boomers closing in on every side
They will puke on you unless you keep that guy out of range
Now is the time for you and I to heal up together, yeah
All through the game I’ll save you from the closet as you spawn
I’ll make you see
That this is thriller, thriller night
‘Cause I can kill much more than any man would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me heal you up and share a
Killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight
‘Cause this is thriller, thriller night
Girl, I can kill much more than any man would ever dare try
Thriller, thriller night
So let me heal you up and share a killer, thriller, ow!
(I’m gonna thrill ya tonight)
Darkness falls across the roof
The evac hour is close at hand
Hunters crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls brotherhood
I’m gonna thrill ya tonight, ooh baby
I’m gonna thrill ya tonight, oh darlin’
Thriller night, baby, ooh!
The foulest bile is in the air
The funk of forty thousand zombies
And grizzly Tanks from every room
Are charging in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no survivor can resist
The evil of the thriller
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Yeah, sorry I couldn’t get some lines to rhyme, but it’s tricky to find any words that rhyme with ‘roof’ except for ‘woof’ and… pretty much just that.
(Am I really the first person to think of this? Really? Hm.)
