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AI Director’s Prayer

AI Director, who art in the server,
Hallowed be thy Name.
Thy hoard come.
Thy will be kind,
in Expert as it is in Easy.
Give us this day our daily health kits
And forgive us our teamkills,
As we forgive those who teamkill against us.
And lead us not into infected,
But deliver us from tanks.
For thou art the watcher,
the knower, and the master,
for ever and ever.
Reloading!

I came up with this after Yahtzee said that he’d heard players praying to the AI director. Now we can do it in STYLE! Editor’s note: original can be found here.

 

11 Responses to “AI Director’s Prayer” (post new)

  1.  

    XDDDDD I lol’ed. YAHTZEEEE

  2.  

    If I might just suggest one change:

    “For thou art the watcher,
    the knower, and the master,
    for ever and ever.
    Reloading.”

    I request mandatory prayer in the beginning of each level on the UC server XD.

  3.  

    There’s a UC l4d server?

  4.  

    Yeah, I found that funny when he said that. Although, I dont believe ill be praying to code any time soon :P

  5.  

    @drexter

    I would totally change that if I could.

    Admin?

  6.  

    @Toxoplasma

    It’s called the Last Stand, and should show up on your Steam Group Server list if you join the boomerchargednet group.

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/boomercharged

  7.  

    @Phoenix: changed to Reloading. Knock yourself out. :)

  8.  

    No wallpaper contest post? : (

  9.  

    it doesn’t have enough syllebles on a few lines but good attempt

  10.  

    @Denakus

    At least it’s all spelled correctly.

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