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Teamkiller

(To the tune of Painkiller - Judas Priest)

Watch out for his bullets
Hear his whiny scream
Stupid and full of anger
He’s all n00b and really mean
He is a damn monster
Makes you burn in every fire
Your need for vengeance soaring high!

He is the teamkiller!
This is the teamkiller!

Attempts are devastated
Survivors on their knees
Zombies coming from all sides
He’s got no expertise
You can watch his every blunder
As he becomes a meal
No idea how your team really feels!

He is the teamkiller!
This is the teamkiller!

He’ll hit you with every bullet
Look out for his pipe bomb
Testing your skill and your mettle
Makes you wish he had no guns!

Stupidity leaves you enraptured
Time to send him to the grave
Success will be recaptured
After this failure wave
A vote kick is selected
In order to survive
He returns to the lobby as he dies!

He is the Teamkiller!
This is the Teamkiller!
Nerves of steel, Teamkiller!
Deadly ordeals, Teamkiller!

He is the teamkiller!
This is the teamkiller!
He was the teamkiller!
That was the teamkiller!
Vote. Out. The. Killer!
No. More. Team. Killer!

CAN stop the teamkilleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

(Disclaimer: This is tongue-in-cheek. Don’t whine because you think I vote out every person who makes my team die. I only do it 95% of the time.)

 

7 Responses to “Teamkiller” (post new)

  1.  

    what

  2.  

    Thanks for the lyrics, I’ve always loved Painkiller and now I have a second set of lyrics!
    <3

  3.  

    Hehehe this gave me a good chuckle. :D

  4.  

    I think it was nice all around, except for the end, that’s where the word teamkiller got a little bummed.

  5.  

    Well, ive had my bad nights, and failed to save my friend from the leaping hunter and put a load of buckshot in his chest (On Expert). Messed up my pipes, and failed with my Molotov. I can see why you would vote kick people like me, but dont worry, ill quit way before that. Then go back to TF2.

  6.  

    @Flyinghat: Don’t blame me, blame the lyrics. Bit hard to make it interesting when all the singer is shouting is variations of the “This is the painkiller!” line over and over again. :P

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