Before we begin, let me start off by saying this:
This is not you, so stop acting like it.
Recently I’ve noticed a trend in games of L4D, both in Campaign and Versus. A team of Survivors is doing well, looking out for each other, doing exactly what creates success in this game. And then one of these assholes decides to take action.
Rather than trying to help his team, he scurries off into the distance, leaving his team in the dust. His only thought is his own safety and victory, and anything other simply will not do. He is not interested in the enjoyment of the game; he is not interested with the fun of co-op gameplay. Anything other than victory is unacceptable.
This is not cool beans.
Ironically, in his rush to victory, he often causes the failure of the entire team. As he tries desperately to rush to the saferoom, he is pounced by a Hunter or ensnared by a Smoker. Since he’s so far away from his team, they can’t reach him in time, and the idiot is slaughtered. This lack of a critically needed teammate (terrible as he may be) causes the team to be weakened, and they can’t stand up to the final waves of the finale. They’re crushed, and it’s all his fault.
Let’s say his team is actually able to reach him in time. They save him, and he continues off without as much as a thank you. Later on, one teammate is incapacitated, another is grabbed by a Smoker, and the last is vomited on by a Boomer. The Rambo-wannabe is miles away, and despite his teams desperate cries for help, he continues onward silently. His mindset is thus:“Yes, I’m abandoning my team. But it’s for the greater good.”
WRONG! THAT’S WRONG!
What he is doing is not ensuring the team’s victory, but rather sealing its fate, that of failure and resentment. If he wanders off and leave his teammates to die in the name of triumph, they won’t thank him. They’ll shout at him, insult him and will very likely kick him.
This is a message to all you Rambos out there. You know who you are. If your teammates do not meet your ridiculous standards, don’t run off, leaving them for failure. Help them out. Enjoy the game. And if you can’t do that, leave. Believe me, while the bots aren’t perfect, they will at least support the team. So do what’s best.
Or your friends could end up like this.



