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You’re Not Rambo, Damn it

Before we begin, let me start off by saying this:

This is not you, so stop acting like it.

Recently I’ve noticed a trend in games of L4D, both in Campaign and Versus. A team of Survivors is doing well, looking out for each other, doing exactly what creates success in this game. And then one of these assholes decides to take action.

Rather than trying to help his team, he scurries off into the distance, leaving his team in the dust. His only thought is his own safety and victory, and anything other simply will not do. He is not interested in the enjoyment of the game; he is not interested with the fun of co-op gameplay. Anything other than victory is unacceptable.

This is not cool beans.

Ironically, in his rush to victory, he often causes the failure of the entire team. As he tries desperately to rush to the saferoom, he is pounced by a Hunter or ensnared by a Smoker. Since he’s so far away from his team, they can’t reach him in time, and the idiot is slaughtered. This lack of a critically needed teammate (terrible as he may be) causes the team to be weakened, and they can’t stand up to the final waves of the finale. They’re crushed, and it’s all his fault.

Let’s say his team is actually able to reach him in time. They save him, and he continues off without as much as a thank you. Later on, one teammate is incapacitated, another is grabbed by a Smoker, and the last is vomited on by a Boomer. The Rambo-wannabe is miles away, and despite his teams desperate cries for help, he continues onward silently. His mindset is thus:“Yes, I’m abandoning my team. But it’s for the greater good.”

WRONG! THAT’S WRONG!

What he is doing is not ensuring the team’s victory, but rather sealing its fate, that of failure and resentment. If he wanders off and leave his teammates to die in the name of triumph, they won’t thank him. They’ll shout at him, insult him and will very likely kick him.

This is a message to all you Rambos out there. You know who you are. If your teammates do not meet your ridiculous standards, don’t run off, leaving them for failure. Help them out. Enjoy the game. And if you can’t do that, leave. Believe me, while the bots aren’t perfect, they will at least support the team.  So do what’s best.

Or your friends could end up like this.

 

20 Responses to “You’re Not Rambo, Damn it” (post new)

  1.  

    Very well emphasized I thought.

  2.  

    I’ve found the opposite. Usually there’s always one moron who hangs behind, must look in every single room and chase every single echo of a hunter’s cry, etc. This is the guy who always ends up getting left behind, pounced, and forces the team to run back for him.

    The games where people actually get to the finish line are the fun ones. The ones where people all move ahead together and don’t lag behind!

  3.  

    Isn’t that Day Of The Dead?

    CHOKE ON IIIIIIIIIIIIIT

  4.  

    If Valve hadn’t removed the demerit system we’d have a system for getting rid of retards.. I couldn’t believe my own eyes when I read that they actually removed it.

    I only play L4D with my friends. Playing with random people is hopeless and boring.

  5.  

    Many a time have I stumbled across the annoying Pub player who thinks moving fast through the entire map in co-op mode is fun.

    His excuse? “I’m bored. Can we hurry up?”

    Please, for goodness sakes, you’re supposed to be in a zombie survival game, not Crash Bandicoot Racing. You’re supposed to move cautiously through the map, experiencing the intense anxiety of survival horror, not rushing through the forests of Vietnam mowing down viet-chinks(I’m asian btw) with your SAW.

    If you want that sort of gameplay experience go back to Serious Sam.

  6.  

    Personally I don’t mind this kind of behavior in principle. It can definitely be frustrating/infuriating when it happens, but it’s shit like this that makes the game fun to play. I mean honestly, if it weren’t for the occasional assgoblin this is a game that would get pretty boring pretty fast, especially when not playing in versus mode.

    If everybody’s playing near-perfectly, honestly, what’s the point after more than a few runthroughs? I’m not saying that I play the game because I enjoy people acting like idiots, and I’m certainly not saying that I play like an idiot, but it does make the game more interesting to not know what’s going to happen, or what to expect. It’s actually why I prefer playing with strangers over friends. I wouldn’t normally say that, but this game is different.

  7.  

    There has to be somewhat of a balance between being the guy that rushes forward with his guns blazing and the guy that carefully inspects every single corner of the level. Both are obnoxious, even more so if the rest of the team doesn’t want to keep their pace.

    That being said, I would rather move faster than slower… I’ve played too many games that took an hour and 20 minutes because John Q. Pubgamer has to make sure that every single room in the hospital is vacant of pills, despite the fact that EVERYBODY ALREADY HAS THEM.

  8.  

    I honestly don’t understand players who don’t co-operate in online games. If they don’t care about their teammates, why play online at all? Just start up single-player mode, kick it to the highest difficulty and go crazy. They could even let the bots get taken down if they want an added challenge.

  9.  

    I understand it on the finale of No Mercy on Expert, when the chopper is about to leave, every man for himself (teammate should try their best to help, but its not always possible in the final wave). Although, this is a really obnoxious tendency, but I also feel that is the beauty of left for dead, the possibility for personalities like this, annoying as it may be :(

  10.  

    If they HADN’T removed the demerits… heh. But you have to admit, it could get pretty iffy, though. And then people would start complaining about how they paid for a game but now can’t access it because they keep getting kicked because in the past, they “accidentally” shot too many teammates.

    On a completely unrelated note, me and my buddy somehow got versus working on Death Toll the other night. Weird, because it was set to expert, and that WAS what the server said, but no, it turned to versus. We did some 2 on 2, and yeah, the rooftop textures are missing, and there are some problems for infected on the map.

  11.  

    Well, to all Rambos, do try to remember- the only good things about getting to the saferoom is the health bonus and the survivor multiplier. So if you drag in there with no teammates and 2 health, you’re going to earn about two extra points. Well done there, captain bottom-line.

  12.  

    Actually, contrary to popular belief, I am Rambo.

  13.  

    You may be Rambo. But I’m Rocky.

    ADRIIIAAAAAN

  14.  

    The only time I approve of this behavior is if it’s obvious the rest of the team has already been downed/dead and your the last one standing…then you simply run as fast as you can towards the safe room just to see if you can salvage some small victory.

    Had the situation where the ‘Rambo’ had managed to make it to the Train saferoom on the penultimate map of Blood Harvest and had already shut the door while me and another were still in the house (the Rambo’s ‘friend’ had already been picked off by the infected, because the Rambo decided that it wasn’t worth his while to stop and help him, only to get to the saferoom). A Tank spawns, downs my comrade (not killed but just downed) at which point I make a sprint through the house and straight onto the bridge towards the train yelling into the microphone headset “OPEN THE DOOR, OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!” and slammed it in the Tanks face behind me…had to sit there hearing the distant pleas of a dying Louis while we sat pinned in the saferoom by the Tank…

    …made me feel horrible inside that because of this Rambo my only chance for survival was to leave a dying comrade behind and that there would have been three of us in that train and not two.

    Still it does make a heck of a story though…

  15.  

    @sQUEAKYfOAMpEANUT: Back in high school I went a whole week dressed as Rambo and began every sentence with “back when I was in the special forces”

  16.  

    Yesterday I somehow got into a VS game of Death Toll… And I was on the Infected team. We managed to down two of them, then the tank spawned when they were about halfway through the level. I pounced one of the lower health ones, then apparently all bets were off even though they could’ve ran back and punted me within a few seconds.

    The tank knocked one down and back, who was able to pistol me off his friend from the ground, but the other two were making a mad dash… SMOKER’D! Only one left. Louis, alone, had made it to the Safe House, with all three of his teammates still alive. The Smoker choked out his victim (with a little clawing help from me), but the other two were still alive (if down and bleeding). With a Tank, a Smoker, a Hunter, and a Boomer all spawned and waiting, Louis certainly wasn’t going to leave the Safe House.

    But that’s the first time I’ve seen a player actually plead for help. “Help me Louis!” “We can still do this, man, come back out!”

    He didn’t. My claws were sad.

  17.  

    @clubtheseals

    That’s bloody genius. I’ve gotta try that, just dressed as Chuck Norris.

    OR DEMOMAN?

    “If I weren’t a man now I would kissyer…”

  18.  

    I’m not a full “Check every room” player. But seriously, I can’t count the number of times my team have stormed ahead and I stumble upon a glorious cache of Weapons, Pills, Healthkits and Molotovs.

    Once, my team never listened to my cries of: “There’s four Pills here.”
    So I had to run back and forth handing them to each player.

  19.  

    looks like shaun of the dead -_- ……XD

  20.  

    @Barotte
    I always seem to be the player in the group that looks for all the extra supplies during the campaign. It is kinda annoying knowing that a horde we came up on could of been fought off easily using one of the three pipe bombs we left behind cause nobody wanted to listen to “got a pipe-bomb here!”

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