After many, many hours of playing Left 4 Dead me and my friend, Spy Here!, have concieved some achievements that some players we’ve seen online seem to be trying to attain. Due to their irregular length you can only view them at GLORIOUS size- ahem I mean full size by clicking on them. Enjoy!
The “All You Can Eat Buffet” should be a real achivement.
How many infected teams can actually do that?
They also should have an achievement for punting survivors off the roof as a tank
and
meleeing special infected off the roof as a survivor.
…And jumping on the air conditioner-thingy…
…And skipping the crane part…
…And buying a new graphics card for me… :3
How am I jump as Hunter?
Die 5 times as a Hunter because you charged into an enemy and attempted to punch them to death without ever pouncing.
You’d be surprised how many times I’ve seen this.
Run, Rabbit Run
Get to a safehouse alone after leaving your teammates to die at the hands of a Tank.
I’m afraid I have used this tactic many times. Still, better that I survive and you spawn with half-health next round, than we all die and go back to the start, right guys? Right? Guys?
I got Carpool last night. Hit it, took out three, then as I running to punch the last one, the car bounced off the wall and knocked them over
I unlock They Deserved It just about every night.
High Rise Punter reminds me of the time a buddy of mine got punched out of a window, and They Deserved It is the easiest achievement to get.
I have all of those already
I got the Highrise Punter achievement yesterday. It sucked.
[img]http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=GRADUATED%20FROM%20THE%20STORMTROOPER%20ACADEMY&b=As%20a%20Boomer,%20hit%20absolutely%20no%20one%20with%20your%20vomit%20four%20times.&c=3&d=4&e=19&f=2[/img]
EDIT: Shit, can’t use code in Comments?
Oh well, just go to the above URL with no image tags.
Haha. Obesely Obvious and Not 4 U are my favourites.
Ha, I wouldn’t mind seeing ‘Heal This’ in the game.
Nice, hahaha! So true.
Yeah, some of these should be real achievements. 
I was so happy the first time I beat something to death with a medikit! Even happier when it was two infected players at once in versus mode.
@hydra9
Wow, that should be a real achievement actually.
Here you go:
http://l4d-fr.com/ach.php?a=NO CURE FOR THE INFECTED&b=Kill a special infected with your med kit equipped&c=u&e=1&f=2
Oh, don’t click the link, just copypasta the whole last blob of text into your address header.
