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Zombie Graphs!

It’s hard for me to write about zombies there’s just so much I want to write about it becomes hard for me to focus on making sense, I just panic and start stabbing random buttons on the keyboard with a demented grin ingrained on my face. That sentence for example has been rewritten at least 12 times now (13 times now). So there’s only one way for me to write about Left 4 Dead and that’s through graphs, their boring nature offsets the sheer undiluted joy that is L4D.

 

10 Responses to “Zombie Graphs!” (post new)

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    I really liked #7, about the various locations of special infected.
    What I love is when I yell “Boomer around the corner. Hang on and I’ll inch around and shoot it,” when it turns out to be a Tank and my team loyally hangs back and watches my dismemberment, often throwing a Molotov over to “help” me by “killing the Tank faster.” :P

  2.  

    I found these graphs quite comical, amusing, and humorous.

  3.  

    Good post. I liked 6-8.

  4.  

    I’m finding myself wondering about the first chart… I guess you don’t press all buttons of questionable function that you see?

  5.  

    I’ve got to be perfectly honest here. The second graph is probably true.

    As far as I know. Haven’t played L4D.

  6.  

    Nice graphs. Personally, I like to make graphs of why being a 2nd-2nd assistant space-whale scrubber is my dream job, but I’m glad they’re still being put to good use.

    Also, the witch and flashlights are a common misconception. In the console, the hard stats of the matter are that the witch will only notice you a few feet more if you have your flashlight on. It’s not as dramatic as the opening movie.

  7.  

    Mmmmm……Graphs…

    Every single one of those graphs are true o.o

  8.  

    Just a question - what did you use to make those graphs?

  9.  

    I’m a 20% monkey man myself.

  10.  

    EPIC BLOG!

    Good job guys =]
    Love Ubercharged and this is just great for everyone getting into L4D.

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