Kookies over at Kookies & Kreme posted a review supposedly written by his “9 year old cousin” - with illustrations.
I’m a little suspicious of the part about the 9 year old, but it’s damn funny all the same.
Then I got smashed by a big zombie, called a tank. When I grow up, I want to be a tank, then nobody can pick on me! I noticed they put my uncle in this game, he’s the one vomiting with no shirt on. My uncle scares me.
:O