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Hunter is credit to team!

Let’s go ahead and admit it:  You’re not a team player all the time.

Sure, it’s fun to team up with friends to achieve a common goal, and sure, it’s easier when you work towards the goal together instead of going in half-cocked for personal glory.

But come on. There’s that list there. Beckoning to you. Kill the most enemies! It whispers, taunting you with your perceivable skill. You’ll look amazing! Some fall for this, and they are lured away from working as a team.

If this happens in Team Fortress 2, or Rainbow Six or any other co-op game, what happens? You go sniper, or grab a shotgun, or whatever and run off forward, killing and dying away from your team to steal the glory.

And yet, in Left 4 Dead, even the most glory thirsty player is forced to stick to their teammates fearfully. You have to work as a team, or they’ll be no glory because you will all die and the lists won’t even show up. Why is this? Surely, a good play can take an infected hoard alone on easy when he can breeze through harder difficulties.

Hunters.

Hunters FORCE you to play with your teammates like a good sport. Hunters keep you healing your unskilled teammate to keep him alive in spite of his errors, and stop you from stealing all the glory and running ahead, because if what happens if you’re caught alone by a hunter?

You die.

The hunter doesn’t care about your epic pistol skillz or your years of Counter-Strike prowess. It laughs at your shotgun and scoffs at your Uzi. There’s no chance to kill a hoard like with the boomer. There’s no two shot period to kill it like the smoker. Fire all you want, if a hunter leaps and you’re alone, you die. Pinned and taking damage, you won’t care how worthless your friend was, you’ll wish you’d stuck by him and let him get a few kills.

So thank you hunter, you terrifying hobo death machine. Thank you for making teamwork a vital part of survival.
Hunter is credit to team!

 

15 Responses to “Hunter is credit to team!” (post new)

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    You can always melee them out of the air mid pounce if you got the reflexes of a golden god :-P.

    Personally I find the smokers to be the worse. Those buggers always seem to get me as I run over to get an out of the way pipe bomb or when I’m limping behind my team mates.

    One of the bastards even dragged into the middle of a molotov fire. Pretty much instant death in that scenario.

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    I’ve always found smokers much easier to save yourself from, both because it’s easier to get them before they attack on easier difficulties and because once they grab you there’s a short period where you can still fire to hit them or the tongue.

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    Hunters can be annoying, but smokers however. Smokers are my most feared. simply because of how stupid the people in last 3 games i played where.
    If you hit the player with the tongue around them it frees them right… i thought most people knew this. Apparently these guys didnt. they also didnt seem to understand me when i explained it to them.
    A smoker lashed me from this tiny lil gap in the trains which was near impossible to shoot from. all 3 of my teammates then continued to waste bullet after bullet shooting at him and being unable to hit while standing about 10cm away from my body untill i died. Then obediently said sorry…. the whole time i was telling them to just freaking hit me to release me. /sigh.
    Hunter aint got nothing on that baby.

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    I’m not sure, but the smoker’s tongue looks like it’s intestines to me. Which s pretty darned cool!

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    When in a group, smokers are worse because they pull you away from your teammates, but alone, hunters are far worse as there is no way to free yourself once they hit you.

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    Too bad one melee attack in their face when they jump at you is enough to make them stop so you can fuck them with shotgun bullets.

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    @Venom king: Except that they can get you from behind and even if it’s from the front you have a half second window to melee attack.
    @Teal/llamafarmer: That’s the point. Hunters aren’t as bad when you’re in a group which is why they encourage teamwork as the is the point of the article

  8.  

    I know, I was just talking to the people who were saying that smokers can be worse. It’s situational.

  9.  

    Smokers and Hunters are equally bad if you have only one man standing. With the Smoker I guess you have about one second’s grace in which to shoot it, but seriously, how often can you do that if your surprised? All it takes is for them to ambush you as you’re helping up your comrades and boom! game over. Another reason why L4D is awesome, in my view.

  10.  

    Well, they both make distinguishable sounds. So if you thers no horde rushing you take time to listen. Helps alot when you know where from the danger is comming. One of the more fun things you can do is just dance around with a hunter as he tries to pounce you :P

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    My favourite thing to do to a hunter in versus is Dead Stop-pwn, where you melee him when he leaps, then beat him to death with melee attacks. =D

  12.  

    [...] I also find him to be one of the most annoying fuckers encountered in my travels.  SirMax over at Boomercharged.net has nothing but praise for the Hunter.  I wholeheartedly disagree with his assessment of this dick [...]

  13.  

    Well I’m glad petulant whining and excessive profanity amuses YOU, Koslov, but I’m not sure why you thought mentioning me in your article was enough reason to advertise in the comments here… Buuuut since you did I think I’ll review your article for MY own amusement:

    1. Learn2grammarplz: Stop capitalizing random words mid-sentence please, and Im is not a word, at least not the way you’re using it. On this note, run a spellcheck on your articles before sending them in to publication. While there were only four or five real spelling errors, it would have caught the huge amount of missed apostrophes.
    2. Profanity is not the soul of wit: Swearing in the right situation can be funny, but swearing is not inherently funny, it is made funny by context. The sheer volume of swearing and references to sexual acts is absurd and serves nothing but to make you look like a giggling moron.
    3. Choose a viewpoint: I actually couldn’t tell whether you liked this game until the wrap up, so was the intensity of the complaining as you claimed to be a “fanboy” of Valve.

    Over all, the article is far from unreadable or without attraction, but that doesn’t make it GOOD.
    (incidentally, if the original author did not post this comment, I retract any nasty things I said about his advertising practices, but my view on the article still stands)

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    On second look, it appear that the comment was a trackback post. My bad. =D

  15.  

    Dont ya just hate those? But yes Hunter is by far my favorite infected besides the tank. Just gettting the rare joy of getting to pounce the guy whos trying to rush for the safe room is a beutifl thing. Also being a kind of zombie ninja is a added kick in the nuts.

    !!!BONUS POINTS!!!

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